Monday, April 28, 2014

how to: not be loved

1-never shower. no deodorant or shampoo or toothbrushes or combs.

2-wear sweats everyday. not the running/yoga outfits because then it gives the facade that you're into exercise. wear the men's $6 sweatpants from Walmart.

3-always complain.

4-be a Facebook and texting addict.

5- make Netflix your bible.

6- no make up.

7- be needy.

8- cry a lot.

9- eat junk food 24/7.

10- hate school.

11- like school.


3 comments:

  1. Wow. The ending really surprised me. And slightly killed me inside....but I guess that's one way of writing instructions.

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  2. Hey NO. You are beautiful. Stop it.
    And we all cry a lot. Netflix is my Bible. My mom complains a lot and my dad loves her.
    I have lots of hope for you, you should probably have the same.

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  3. Hi I love you. And this was gold. (But ending was not true)

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